To the offices of the World Book Encyclopedia! I mean how does one convicted felon get so many votes while another convicted felon get so few? Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho! ", -Barney Gumble about to watch Mr. Burns' election ad at Moe's in "Two Cars In Every Garage, Three Eyes On Every Fish", "Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns! Homer: Lisa, being President is easy! ", -Homer Simpson after Propostion 24 passes by overwhellming support in "Much Apu About Nothing". -Homer Simpson witnessing the kidnapping of President Clinton and Senator Dole in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang", "I am Clin-Ton. Kodos: Hooray! Chief Wiggum: Go ahead, Ralphie, you've invited to two parties: one with a donkey, and one with an elephant. ", -Gov. I'm pretty sure the PATRIOT Act killed it to ensure our freedoms. Homer: Oh, yeah? Kang: [punches Kodos on the shoulder]—Jinx! ", -Lisa Simpson after learning that a crooked Senator is arrested, tried, and jailed all in the same day in "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", Kent Brockman (On TV): And on a scary note, the Presidential Primaries are just a few months away. If you and I are gonna whup these one-eyed space fellas, we're gonna have to set aside our differences. Homer (mockingly): Ooh, the PATRIOT Act is so terrible! The Gazette employs three staff columnists who live and work in Eastern Iowa, and also serve on the editorial board. And they're voting Republican! And if you’re a certain kind of television fan, it’s hard not to think of The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” installment “Citizen Kang,” which aired twenty years ago this fall, shortly before the presidential election of 1996. Bart: The Constitution? Home / Yleinen / kang and kodos quotes share. Permalink: Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! DOOMED! Mar 18, 2018 - This Pin was discovered by Trevor Soderstrum. Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. 7 years ago "Well thanks for takin' care of Dole for me!" It may not be perfect, but it's still the best government we have. Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey? -Burns talking with his advisors in "Two Cars In Every Garage, Three Eyes On Every Fish", "Ironic, isn't it Smithers. Mar 18, 2018 - This Pin was discovered by Trevor Soderstrum. ", -Mr. Smithers explaining why he is helping Bart and Lisa discover the truth behind Sideshow Bob's victory in "Sideshow Bob Roberts", "Oh, no! Here, evil aliens Kang and Kodos pose as Clinton and Republican nominee Bob Dole as a way to take over the American government. (Crowd boos) Kang: Very well, no abortions for anyone! Maybe Ohio, but NOT in America! share. As if! Kang: Well, we did build this spaceship, you know. Kang and Kodos, recurring alien characters in the series’ Halloween specials, came to Earth and demanded to know who the planet’s leader was. Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. 9 Followers. Clinton: Together, we can lead America into a new Golden Age! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. Kent Brockman interviews Kang in Bob Dole disguise on TV in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang", The American Political Process in 18 seconds…, "My fellow Americans. Brock Pierce, an independent presidential candidate on the ballot in Iowa, got his start as a child movie star in the 1990s. Stream Tracks and Playlists from Kang and Kodos on your desktop or mobile device. Kang and Kodos assume their identities in an effort to win the election and conquer Earth. However, by the 2260s, he had achieved the rank of commander, and was assigned the command of his own D7-class battle cruiser. report. View Entire Discussion (9 Comments) More posts from the TheSimpsons community. It’s astutely summarized by a Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” episode that aired the week before that 1996 election. Pierce is one of nine presidential candidates on the ballot in Iowa. Kang & Kodos: that is correct. You owe me a soda! Presented with murderous aliens on the ballot, most American voters still would vote to uphold the two-party system. Zumwalt ran for the. In the seventh annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart discovers his long-lost twin, Lisa grows a colony of small beings, and Kang and Kodos impersonate Bill Clinton and Bob Dole in order to win the 1996 presidential election. What's next, finding out what operas I go to? The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes. Show of hands? Who do you like? Politics as a theme explored on The Simpsons, the TV cartoon classic. Nominate her for Women of Achievement! We need to make them work again! But what are you going to do about it? Politics as a theme explored on The Simpsons, the TV cartoon classic. Homer: Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia. (pins on a Burns campaign button) Ow! (high-fives Bart), -Ralph Wiggum is announced as the winner of the Springfield Primary Election in "E Pluribus Wiggum". Kodos: And with all the steroids they take the players look like freaks. Advisor 2: And so far, the only negative thing we've found is from some guy who dated her when she was sixteen. It’s a two-party system, you have to vote for one of us,” one of the aliens told the crowd. 34 Tracks. -conversation between President Bill Clinton and Senator Bob Dole before Homer accidentally jettisons them into space in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang", Kang: The politics of failure have failed. Your game is very nice. (Kang and Kodos laugh maniacally). But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! In "Treehouse of Horror VII", Kang introduces Kodos with "This is my sister Kodos". From storm to recovery, more than 150 full-color photos and moving stories in this hardcover keepsake. ", -Lisa Simpson questioning the results of the Mayoral Election in "Sideshow Bob Roberts", "I've never gone behind Mr. Burns's back before, but Bob's ultraconservative views conflicted with my... choice of lifestyle. Listen to Kang and Kodos | SoundCloud is an audio platform that lets you listen to what you love and share the sounds you create.. Decatur. Bart discovers his Siamese twin in the attic; Lisa becomes a God after she accidentally creates life in a science fair project; Kang and Kodos plot to conquer the planet. THERE IS A LOT GOING ON AND YOU HAVEN'T POSTED ANY... ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA 2010: US SENATE. “I don’t understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of,” Marge Simpson said. Permalink: Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! -Mr. Burns encouraging his recycling employees, the residents of the Retirement Castle, to work harder "The Old Man and the Lisa". Kang won the election and Americans are enslaved by aliens. I hate every ape I see, from chimpanA to chimpanZee. They are green, octopus-like aliens from the fictional planet Rigel VII and appear almost exclusively in the Treehouse of Horror episodes. That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche! {David punches Flanders}. Allen’s treatment of the public makes us wonder if her next statement will be, “Abortions for some, and miniature America flags for others.”. The confusing patchwork of ballot access laws and legal challenges from partisans make it pretty much impossible for an independent candidate to get on every ballot. Pierce was a young teenager at the time, but he remembers how third-party candidates were treated by political elites and the mainstream media. Kang: This is the most boring game in the Universe! ", -Mr. Burns walking away after he's lost the Springfield Gubernatorial Election in "Two Cars In Every Garage, Three Eyes On Every Fish", "I can't believe it. 110 comments. Bart raises his hand, but Homer hits it down.) I, however, prefer to rely on their intelligence and good judgement. Kodos: All right, then. The system actually works. Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think. In it, Kodos says to Kang that the game has "become tiresome", so Kang suggests they under the "ultimate game disc", which is basically Pong. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka-- I mean, Bob Dole! “First Kid,” where Pierce played the unruly son of a fictional American president, was released the same year America last had a formidable alternative presidential candidate — Ross Perot, who earned 8 percent nationally as a Reform Party candidate in 1996. When a man in the crowd said he might vote for a third party, the other alien replied with a laugh, “Go ahead, throw your vote away!”. Kang and Kodos. Grampa: Oh, hot-diggity! Kodos: Now we are in charge! Pierce will only appear on the ballot in 16 states, making him ineligible to win the Electoral College. Kang: (as Dole) Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected. -After watching Burns' campaign advertisement in "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish". "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. The dead have risen! This has been the same story every election cycle,” Pierce told me in a recent phone interview. Kang: [punches Kodos on the shoulder]—Jinx! Columns are the opinion of the author, and include both facts and the individuals personal insights and perspective. Now, a word to our audience: even though we're being broadcast on Fox, there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering. (Kang and Kodos each raise a tentacle. He's the dumbest person in the slowest reading group! The line was pitched by George Meyer [25] and was even somewhat followed in later episodes as the writers tried to make Kang the more dominant of the two. ", -Kent Brockman, retracting a statement welcoming alien ants as the new overlords of plant Earth in "Deep Space Homer", "When will people learn: Democracy doesn't work! Posted by 9 days ago. It says in the Constitution, you have to be 35! Bart discovers his Siamese twin in the attic; Lisa becomes a God after she accidentally creates life in a science fair project; Kang and Kodos plot to conquer the planet. In that classic, Kang and Kodos abduct President Bill Clinton and Sen. Robert Dole, the presidential candidates in 1996. They can be classed as Anti-heroes and extraterrestrials. The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes. ", -Kodos disguised as President Clinton giving a debate speech in "Treehouse Of Horror VII- Citizen Kang". ", Kang: "Go ahead, throw your vote away." I’ll just leave a note. It's a two-party system - you have to vote for one of us! We should not be voting out of fear. One of their best episodes was the season eight “Treehouse of Horror” vignette “Citizen Kang” that aired in 1996. ", -Kodos disgusied as President Clinton in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang". Kang and Kodos are the intergalactic brother (Kang) and sister (Kodos) octopus-like aliens that have appeared on “The Simpsons” in numerous “Treehouse of Horror” episodes. Homer responded, “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”. "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. Pierce acknowledges he won’t win the presidency this year, but he already is making plans for another independent bid in 2024, with hopes of engaging other no-party and third-party candidates in down-ballot races. Bush received less of the popular vote than Gore while Bush received the … Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand. White or transparent. Public money should be for people, not for institutions. (receives applause), Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. Much of Kang's early career is unknown. If you want them double sided change that on the print position (I have Kang on one side and Kodos on the other) Choose "Upload my Artwork" for the artwork type. Kang and Kodos are two fictional aliens and are the antagonists of some Treehouse of Horror episodes. ", Voters justifying their votes for Mayoral Candidate "Sideshow" Bob Terwiliger (R) in "Sideshow Bob Roberts", "I don't think Bob won that election legally. Kodos: Smooth move, Space Lax. Kent Brockman (on TV): Well, a refreshingly frank response there from Senator Bob Dole! ", Lisa: "This time he's the lesser of two evils. Kodos the Executioner is a one-shot villain in the Star Trek franchise, appearing in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "The Conscience of the King". The aliens in their human forms appeared together at the Capitol, where our hero Homer Simpson pulled off their masks and revealed them as hideous space reptiles. Lisa utilizes her wish to bring upon world peace, which results in Springfield destroying all of their weapons. Say it loud with a couple of Funny Election yard signs and flags from Zazzle! Moe: How many people want to abolish democracy forever? “It’s true, we are aliens, but what are you going to do about it? I'm your moderator, Larry King. “Oh, no. It cost me $30.76 for two double sided signs, two yard stakes and shipping. ", Bart and Lisa trying to get incumbent Mayor Joe Quimby (D) re-elected in "Sideshow Bob Roberts", "The League of Uninformed Voters presents the Springfield Mayoral Debates. (chuckles). -Burns talking to his political team in "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish", "My worthy opponent thinks that the voters of this state are gullible fools. ", -Kent Brockman after the US Congress defeats a bill to evacuate Springfield from destruction by a comet after adding another bill to support the perverted arts in "Bart's Comet", "Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to...reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. He and musician Kanye West are the only no-party candidates running for president here. Bush received less of the popular vote than Gore while Bush received the … Dole: You got a point there, Bill. My commentary on what is going on in the world, "An election!? There’s no bot like a robot! His campaign team includes a fellow tech entrepreneur, a data privacy activist, and the musician and philanthropist Akon. • Kanye West, Iowa’s mail-in ballots and the weaponization of paperwork. Kang is voiced by Harry Shearer and Kodos by Dan Castellaneta. A self-described “Bitcoin billionaire,” Pierce is trying to develop a high-tech, left-right fusionist platform. The Simpsons: Hit & Run Kodos: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand. For now. Kang and Kodos are the only thing that always appears in the Halloween Episodes, so why not in the Game? Bart: "Hey four eyes, Vote Quimby! (Lou and Chief Wiggum enter a squad car and drive off), -Ralph Wiggum is announced the winner of the Springfield Primary Election and trying to determine what party he should run for in "E Pluribus Wiggum" (this made me laugh and shudder all at the same time), "This doesn't happen in America. Directed by Mike B. Anderson. WILL THE REAL JOHN McCAIN PLEASE STAND UP? adam.sullivan@thegazette.com; (319) 339-3156, Promise and peril for the Patriot Party in Iowa, How not to respond to an attack against democracy, More than one way to advance marijuana in Iowa Legislature in 2021. Kang won the election and Americans are enslaved by aliens. ", -Bart Simpson after discovering Sideshow Bob voter Edgar Neubauer is dead in "Sideshow Bob Roberts", "I've said it once and I'll say it again: Democracy doesn't work. Either way, your planet is doomed! Kodos : (as Clinton) Yes. The government might find out what library books I take out! hide. Rick: this is what happened during the 2000 presidential election between George W. Bush and Al Gore. j. Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies. [When switched in] Kang: Stupid fool! As they both laugh, their spaceship leaves off. When he disappeared you, you stayed disappeared. ", -Jingle for Mr. Burns' campaign in "Two Cars In Every Garage, Three Eyes On Every Fish". Cut to Inauguration Day. Remember when Democrats supported free trade? It seems over-the-top, but it might be true. You owe me a soda! With the election approaching, they abducted both President Bill Clinton and challenger Bob Dole and assumed the candidates’ physical appearances. They appear in every Simpsons Season (except Season 1) and have 101 enemies (including the Simpsons for more than once.) Kang and Kodos. That's democracy for you! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 27, 1996. Chief Wiggum: Only one place to settle this! Rick: this is what happened during the 2000 presidential election between George W. Bush and Al Gore. Add a wire stand ($1.29) if you need one and add everything to the cart. End Communication. He was portrayed by the late Arnold Moss. 0 subscribe caption Report. Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss. “I don’t understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of,” Marge Simpson said. Screenshot. Burns: People, if we meet this week's quota, I'll take you to the most duck-filled pond you ever sat by! Kang: It’ll be fine. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 27, 1996. More than 20 years later, the vote-shaming talking points haven’t changed a bit. 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(also receives applause) -Kang and Kodos disguised as Bob Dole and Bill Clinton giving their pre-election speeches in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang" You’ve destroyed the totality of existence. Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. Kang and Kodos are a duo of recurring characters in the animated television series The Simpsons, voiced respectively by Harry Shearer and Dan Castellaneta.They are a pair of alien siblings from the planet Rigel IV who appear almost exclusively in the "Treehouse of Horror" episodes.Sometimes their appearance is the focus of a plot, other times a brief cameo. I don't approve of his Bart Killing Plan, but I do approve of his Selma Killing Plan. Carl: I could go for some kind of military thing, like Juan Peron. Marge: Sorry. We should vote for whatever we believe in,” Pierce said. White or transparent. Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey. Iowa Republicans pick borders and bureaucracy over businesses. Ow. [Results Screen Quote] Kang: It's about time the Earthlings failed to stop us! ", -Homer in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang" (if the election doesn't go your way, use this quote), President Nixon's Chief of Naval Operations, tries to vote for Obama but the machine is rigged to vote for McCain. And if you’re a certain kind of television fan, it’s hard not to think of The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” installment “Citizen Kang,” which aired twenty years ago this fall, shortly before the presidential election of 1996. Directed by Mike B. Anderson. Kang and Kodos. That's one of those deals where they close the bars, isn't it? Lou: Not so fast Kent. Hey lame-o, Vote Quimby! Sort: Relevant Newest # reaction # the simpsons # simpsons # bored # season 17 # the simpsons # laughing # aliens # tv series # treehouse of horror # the simpsons # abortions # bob dole # kang and kodos # american flags # … 4.0k. PROCLAMATION ESTABLISHING THANKSGIVING DAY (by Pre... SSG SALVATORE A. GIUNTA, MEDAL OF HONOR RECIPIENT. Lisa: Ralph can't be President! ", Krusty: "Well, he did frame me for armed robbery, but man am I aching for that upper class tax cut. We are rulers of Earth! As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. Mary Bailey responding to Mr. Burns' ad in "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish". Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand. Kang & Kodos: that is correct. Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! Kang (on TV): It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Homer manages to reveal politicians are … Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points. [Results Screen Quote] Kang: I am TIRED of this! Kang won the election and Americans are enslaved by aliens. Advisor 2: Well, we've gone through her garbage. • If 2020 is ‘not the time’ to vote for a third party, when is the time? Add the PDF files from the link. 4.0k. Kent Brockman (on TV): Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton? (also receives applause), -Kang and Kodos disguised as Bob Dole and Bill Clinton giving their pre-election speeches in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang", Kodos: "It's true, we are aliens! In the seventh annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart discovers his long-lost twin, Lisa grows a colony of small beings, and Kang and Kodos impersonate Bill Clinton and Bob Dole in order to win the 1996 presidential election. Well, I'M a Burns Booster. (also receives applause) -Kang and Kodos disguised as Bob Dole and Bill Clinton giving their pre-election speeches in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang" If 2020 is ‘not the time’ to vote for a third party, when is the time? 1 History 2 Quotes 3 Trivia 4 Navigation After an exotic fungus ruined the food supply on the Federation colony world Tarsus IV, Kodos was able to engineer a vote of no confidence in … “We’re supposed to act according to our consciences. Lou: The father of the nuclear navy? Kang and Kodos Johnson are a duo of fictional recurring characters in the animated television series The Simpsons. kang and kodos 466 GIFs. (TOS: "Day of the Dove") [Activating X-Factor] Kodos: Come, Kang! Choose from thousands of unique designs or create your own today. ", Crowd: (murmurs) "He's right, this is a two-party system. “Since I was a kid, the story has always been the same, it’s not even new material — you’re throwing your vote away; if you don’t vote for this then you’re voting for that. You just point the Army and shoot! Be warned, there will be massive bashing of some characters, so be prepared for controversial topics. As Overlord all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. Join us via Zoom for a free virtual edition of Pints & Politics, Thursday, February 25th at 5:30 pm.
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